May 2013
4 posts
people: so what kind of music do you like?
me: ugh it's not that simple
April 2013
9 posts
Reblog if you'd care if I killed myself
paintedbreath:
i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life
pat-dat-cat:
flyingawayinthetardis:
why is fat unattractive unless it is hanging off a chest?
This should have a lot more notes i fucking love this.
laugh-addict:
I just realized that “lead” rhymes with “read”, but “lead” also rhymes with “read”.
February 2013
3 posts
Send me a message with your biggest secret,...
fushigikid:
captainunhook:
what if scott pilgrim has to battle taylor swift’s exes
January 2013
42 posts
lexcellence:
ring-aroundme:
lexcellence:
ring-aroundme:
breasts is a weird term I’m one thousand percent okay saying boobs or tits but breasts just feels weird on my tongue
Weird. I’ve always loved the feel of breasts on my tongue.
god fucking damn
a round of applause for that one
I’m so sorry.
confusedtree:
theadventuresofsirpuffington:
...
Me: What do you want to do?
Friend: Let's listen to some music
Me: What kind do you want to listen to?
Friend: What kind to you have?
Me: Rap, Rock, Techno, Metal-
Friend: Metal!
Me: Okay, what kind?
Friend: What kinds you have?
Me: Heavy, Thrash, Cocaine, Depressive, Black, Doom, Prog, Death-
Friend: Let's do that one.
Me: Okay, What kind?
Friend: ... Uh, there's more?
Me: Yeah, there's Blackened, Technical, Brutal, Melodic, Funny, Technical/Brutal...
Friend: THIS is why Metal doesn't have a large fanbase.
Reblog this if you want a LONG anonymous message...
mutisija:
list of unnecessary comments:
OMG THE NOTES!!!1
INSTANT REBLOG!!
I HAVE REBLOGGED THIS NOW 101760935 TIMES
I REGRET NOTHING!
nightbloggers are here XD
THIS^^^^^^^
IF YOU DONT REBLOG THIS YOU ARE HEARTLESS PIECE OF SHIT
Follow for more epic lulz XD
ITS BACK!!!
*9124856015 reaction gifs*
Funny part in bold
Funny part in bold
FUNNY PART IN BOLD
THIS^^^^^^^
Reblog this if you want a LONG anonymous message...
Anonymous asked: Tan, Gray, Gold, Black, and Pink
other girls: I hang out with guys because there's less drama than with girls
me: I hang out by myself
me: there's no drama
me: and I don't have to wear pants
...
...
...
guys: you don't HAVE to wear pants around us
-annoying:
who the hell decided that sean sounds like shawn
The Irish
Kill your curiosity.
Yellow: When you get older, where would you want to live?
Tan: Where do you want to be right now?
Lilac: What is your dream vacation?
Beige: What is your favorite dream?
White: Who was your first kiss?
Purple: Who was your last kiss?
Tangerine: Give a description of who you like.
Gray: Share a relationship story.
Green: Share a family story.
Gold: Share a story that makes you smile.
Black: Share something you did embarrassingly.
Blue: Are you still friends with the people you met in elementary school?
Magenta: What is something you barely tell anyone?
Red: What are your hobbies?
Violet: What college do you plan to attend?
Brown: Would you rather have a relationship or friend with benefit? Explain.
Peach: Who is your favorite teacher so far?
Pink: What is the meaning behind your url?
bakayosei:
senorpacman:
[THE LOCH NESS...
prototypederisol:
do you ever just really want to kiss someone and you can’T?????
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:
when i grow up i want to be a manatee
… and race boats
Reblog if it's okay to start talking to you...
Reblog if it's okay to befriend you, ask...
angrybagel:
WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO AMERICA MY TEACHER TOLD ME TO “GET MY FANNY OVER HERE” AND I STOPPED DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASSROOM AND THAT PHRASE HAUNTED ME FOR YEARS UNTIL I LEARNED THAT IT MEANT BUTT IN AMERICA NOT VAGINA
Gives a whole new definition for fanny pack then.
So I’ve been seeing posts about a band called One Direction. I was not aware that Ellen was in a pop group with 4 teenage boys.
shavingryansprivates:
provokedisaster:
shavingryansprivates:
i hate that people pretend that marijuana has absolutely no negative side effects
Give me 2 negative effects that you couldn’t also get from video games or exercising..
the post said “absolutely no negative side effects”
not “side effects that can also happen from other things so somehow their existence is now completely...
Watchxironfistsx:
theevermysteriousowl:
LOSING MY SHIT
BADOHDUH!
pancakeghost:
I wish viagra commercials were as embarrassing as pad/tampon commercials. A bunch of guys coming up to their friend saying “hey buddy, we’re going to get some chicks and get laid, wanna come with” and this guy crosses his legs and puts his hands in his lap and whispers “I can’t” and then they all laugh and give him some pills and then this guy can poledance in a tram or a bus on...
